Hide the Body

$4.99

This is friendship on a felony level because sometimes supporting your bestie means bringing a shovel and not asking questions.

This 5x7-inch card is available as an instant digital download, so you can print it at home, fold it, and deliver your message in no time.

What’s Included:

  • The front of the card reads: I CAN HELP YOU HIDE THE BODY. HOPE IT ISN’T TOO HEAVY

  • Card is 5x7 inches once cut and folded, fits standard A7 envelopes

  • PNG file (with transparent background for the tech-savvy show-offs)

  • PDF file of the card (because you think you’re fancy)

  • Instructions for easy at-home printing (in PDF format) for maximum hand-holding

  • Card is blank inside

How It Works:

  1. Purchase the card.

  2. Download the file instantly.

  3. Print on 8.5x11 card stock or paper, fold, and trim. Clearly marked cut and fold lines (because we trust you with scissors, but only to a point)

  4. Giggle and enjoy being the best card-giver around.

Perfect For:

  • Your ride-or-die who's obsessed with true crime podcasts

  • Anyone who needs reassurance that your loyalty extends to potential prison time

  • The person whose secrets you'll take to your grave

Note: This is a digital file—no physical product will be shipped.

Need help writing something on the inside of the card? I got you.

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